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About Brian David Bruns

Now a professional speaker and artist, Brian Bruns was the only American in Carnival Cruise Lines' history to work a full contract in the ships' restaurants. He went on to entertain thousands with his amusing talks on art history on numerous cruise lines, including Carnival, Royal Caribbean, Holland America, Windstar, and Radisson.

Cruise Confidential: a hit below the waterline

Cruise Confidential: A Hit Below The Waterline“Part Love Boat, part Mutiny on the Bounty, Cruise Confidential does for cruising what Animal House did for higher education.” —J. Maarten Troost, author of The Sex Lives of Cannibals Cruise Confidential is a delightfully funny, wild, and romantic adventure that reveals what it's really like working on a cruise ship. Brian David Bruns worked for a year in the ships' restaurants and his account will astonish you as you are assaulted with circumstances ranging from the absurd to the bizarre. Did you know that waiters are required to steal cutlery and even food from each other for their own guests? Can you imagine what the crew thinks of the passengers? And sex, don't forget the sex ...