Design a Vagina
by Johanna Gohmann
Casting your undercarriage.
One cozy night at home, while enjoying a pizza dinner, I flipped on the television just in time to see a close-up shot of a woman’s labia being “trimmed” by a surgeon.
“Look!” I shrieked at my fiance, involuntarily crossing my legs. “How can they show that on regular TV?!”
David glanced