Design a Vagina

by Johanna Gohmann

Casting your undercarriage.

One cozy night at home, while enjoying a pizza dinner, I flipped on the television just in time to see a close-up shot of a woman’s labia being “trimmed” by a surgeon.

“Look!” I shrieked at my fiance, involuntarily crossing my legs. “How can they show that on regular TV?!”

David glanced