by Stephanie Elizondo Griest
My great-great uncle Jake was a hobo who saw all of America with his legs dangling over the edge of a freight train. My cowboy cousins chased cattle across the Wild Horse Desert of South Texas. My father drummed his way around the globe with a U.S. Navy band. Growing up, I dreamed of someday telling stories that rivaled those of the men in my family:
“Once, in Marrakech….”
“I’ll never forget that time in Burkina Faso when….”
But how? I could envision buying a ticket and boarding a plane, but what would I do after it landed?
Then, during my senior year in high school, a neighbor triumphantly returned home after a semester abroad and introduced me to the magical world of hostels, backpacks, and Lonely Planets. She was only a few years older than I and—unlike my other adventure role models—female. If she could roam in foreign lands, perhaps I could too.
When I enrolled in college that fall, I studied the language of the farthest country I could fathom (Russian) and then jetted off to Moscow. Thirteen years later, I’m still feeding my travel addiction. My sleeping bag has been unfurled upon a Kyrgyz mountaintop, the Mongolian steppe, and the dungeon floor of a renowned Chicago dominatrix. I’ve marched with Zapatista rebels, belly danced with Chinese Uighurs, and sipped mojitos with Cuban hip-hop artists. Though I’ve explored thirty countries and all but three of the United States, I ache for more.
This is why Travelers’ Tales publishes an annual anthology of women’s travel writing: so we can prove to each other that yes, we can do this. We don’t have to wait until our college loans are paid off, or our kids are grown, or our bank account is stabilized (because really—will that ever happen?). We don’t even have to wait until the perfect travel companion strolls along. We can quit our jobs—yes, even the one with dental insurance—kiss our beloveds goodbye, and fly. And this anthology shows just how supremely we capture the adventures that ensue.
Our journey begins and ends in Ecuadorian wilderness: Mary Caperton Morton takes us on a treacherous climb up an icy volcano, while Marisa Handler fills our glass with rum and sends us dancing around a table. In between, we attend the birth of a child in Bali, befriend a mujahideen in Kabul, create edible art in Tehran, and watch a dissident performance in Mandalay.
Myriad motives inspired these adventures. Johanna Gohmann wanted to make a special contribution to the English art world, while Erika Connor wished to nurture the street dogs of Rajasthan. Maliha Masood, Jennifer De Leon, and Valerie Conners hoped to unearth their ancestral roots in Pakistan, Guatemala, and Italy. Alison Stein Wellner aimed to find a food so hot she’d ignite on contact (as she once watched her grandfather do). Diane Caldwell sought another kind of heat involving a desert and a certain sexy Bedouin.
Although many of our authors left home with a carefully set intention, they discovered something else entirely. One came to terms with being lesbian. Another tossed out the shoulder pads that previously lined the B-cups of her bra. A third realized that yes, she really is Jewish, no matter how seductive New Age practices like channeling and energy healing may be. They all learned to walk the world’s passageways with ever more confidence, and returned home with a renewed sense of wonderment.
So maybe you’re stuck in a can’t-quit job, or you have an especially needy family. Maybe the economy has dealt a nasty blow, or you’ve gone back to school for another degree. These stories will speak to you as well. They demonstrate how we can take whatever fate crosses our path. If Kellen Zale can survive that never-ending Chinese Communist Party banquet with a host whose English consists entirely of Madonna lyrics; if Kendra Greene can swallow that caterpillar; if Mary Caperton Morton can crawl to safety with three cracked ribs and two ruptured spinal discs, then we can probably handle our grouchy boss, unruly child, or ill and aging parents.
Revel in these stories, then plan your next journey. Mother Road is waiting.
—STEPHANIE ELIZONDO GRIEST
Iowa City, Iowa
Stephanie Elizondo Griest
The Suffer Fest
Mary Caperton Morton
Not-Surfing New Zealand
The Heat Seeker
Alison Stein Wellner
In the Half-Light
Design a Vagina
Woman in the Wild
The First Day
Jennifer De Leon
Winter with Dogs
The Angel of Repose
To Italy, for Family
The Moustache Brothers of Mandalay
Holy in the Land
White Lady Scrubbing
An Ode to B-Cups
IN THE SKIES/NETHERLANDS
Tea in Kabul
I Regret Eating the Caterpillars
A. Kendra Greene
Madonna and Mr. Hu
Riding the Rails with Mother Theresa
About the Editor
The Suffer Fest
by Mary Caperton Morton
A mountaineer expands her inner terrain.
From around the road’s bend: a shriek of metal, a cloud of smoke, and a bus careens at our van, head on. We swerve madly for a near miss. Then I see the accident: a blue truck in pieces. A man lies in the road, very still. Our van squeals to a stop on the shoulder, and our guide asks if anyone has gloves. We all step out. A crowd has gathered. Somebody has covered the man’s face with a bright blue jacket. All I can see is an outstretched hand, lying very still in a pool of darkening blood. I stare hard at the hand, desperately willing it to move, willing it to grab the jacket away, willing the man to rise. He doesn’t. A bystander walks towards us, shaking his head. “There is no suffering here.”
At 10:30 my alarm goes off, rousing me from a fitful sleep. It takes a few seconds to remember where I am: in a bunkhouse in Ecuador, 16,000 feet above sea level. I crawl out of my sleeping bag. It’s 10:30 at night, but time to get up. I have a mountain to climb.
Bleary eyed, I reach for my headlamp and pull on layer after layer of clothing. It’s high summer on the equator but the snow-capped peak outside is nearly 20,000 feet above sea level and it’s frigidly cold up there. Around the bunkhouse, my climbing mates stir and start cocooning themselves in layers of fleece, down, and Gore-Tex. Nobody talks. We don’t want to disturb others still sleeping, but there’s electricity in the thin air. Excited and nervous, we are about to climb higher than any of us has ever been before: Volcán Cotopaxi, one of the highest active volcanoes in the world.
I linger on the short walk between the bunkhouse and the dining hall. It’s a clear night and the mountain, visible high above camp, is glowing in the moonlight. Cotopaxi is crowned by a smooth, very steep, nearly symmetrical cone of perpetual ice and snow. Located in the Andean mountain chain, southeast of Ecuador’s capital of Quito, Cotopaxi is among the largest of thousands of volcanoes that circle the Pacific tectonic plate along the Ring of Fire. It is also one of the most active and deadly. Incan legend has it that the volcano roared to life in 1534 to protest the Spanish invasion, killing scores of conquistadors. Since then, the mountain has erupted more than fifty times. The most recent blast in 1903 narrowly spared Quito but strong winds blew tons of searing ash southward, smothering thousands in nearby Latacunga. Chances are good Cotopaxi will erupt again soon, though probably not tonight.
The dining hall of the climbers’ hut is candle-lit and smells of starchy food and mountaineers. One of the long wooden tables is piled high with junk food and surrounded by my nine other teammates and our five guides. A few have dropped out, citing the shock of the accident earlier that morning. I’m not hungry, but force one last meal of oatmeal and cookies into my uneasy stomach. It will be too cold on the mountain to stop and eat much more than snacks, but my body may burn up to 15,000 calories in the next few hours, so I’ve been gorging on carbs and high-calorie food, storing fuel for the climb. Even here, the altitude is already wreaking havoc. I’m sleeping poorly, coughing, nursing a spreading bruise of a headache. Altitude sickness is a very real danger at these heights. Crushing headaches, nausea, and disorientation are only the beginnings of high altitude cerebral edema: potentially fatal brain swelling.
Rodrigo, one of our Ecuadorian mountain guides, stands at the head of the table and reads out our rope teams: two to three people per guide. Instead of being roped to the mountain, we will be roped to each other. If one of us falls, we have to trust our teammates to catch us. Having successfully summited another volcano, 18,400-foot Cayambe last week, I am assigned to a rope with three experienced mountain men. I’m in good hands and thrilled with the vote of confidence in my climbing abilities, but aware I will be our weak link. I top off my water bottles with boiling water to stave off freezing, stuff a few candy bars deep inside my layers, and shoulder my backpack. Ready or not, it’s time to climb.
A rough climb over sharp red volcanic rock takes us to the foot of Cotopaxi’s glacier. It’s now 11 P.M. Most successful summit trips take between ten to twelve hours of continuous climbing to get to the top and back down. Since the midday equatorial sun softens the snow and makes it slippery and dangerous, we are starting before midnight to ensure we are off the slopes before noon tomorrow. Soon we reach the edge of the glacier, strap our crampons onto our boots, and rope up. My team is ready first and we step out onto the ice. Little do I know, we won’t see the rest of our group again until the following afternoon.
Climbing at night by headlamp is encouraging: it reduces the mountain to a more manageable size. The darkness keeps me from worrying about how I will survive the next twelve hours and forces my focus on the bright patch of snow illuminated just in front of me. As I climb, my mind thinks only of my next few steps. The pace of mountaineering is slow and agonizing, almost elderly. It is too cold to stop and rest, so we must keep moving upward, always. I fixate on the tortoise’s mantra: slow and steady, slow and steady. With each step I plant the spikes of my crampons firmly in the ice and take a breath. Then I move my axe, impale it deep in the ice, and take another step and then another breath. I continue on like this for hours, not climbing a mountain, but merely crossing a narrow circle of light.
The four of us are spread along our yellow rope about fifteen feet apart. I am second in line after Bryce Green, our Californian mountain guide. Behind me is Colin Hamel, a videographer making a promotional video for our guiding company, and then Matt Hardy, trip coordinator for Johns Hopkins University’s Outdoor Pursuits program. Bryce continues upward like a machine, slow and steady and never pausing. We climb for what seems like hours before I figure out that if I need to rest, I have to ask. I speak up for a water break and we stop just long enough for me to dig out my already slushy water bottle and take a few sips. Stopping is precarious. The slope is steep enough to reach out and touch the snow in front of me without bending over. Bryce is not so much ahead of me as above me. Stopping on such a steep slope doesn’t give my calves a break and without the balance of forward motion, I feel like I’m about to tumble over backwards and off the face of the mountain. By the time I get my water bottle back in my pack, I’m already shivering. Bryce calls down “¿Listo?”We respond “¡Sí!” through chattering teeth and continue following him up the endless ladder of ice and snow.
The moon is full and the stars are magnificent. The Big Dipper hovers over the slope ahead of us, so close that once we reach the top, it seems we can climb right into the ladle and up into the night sky. Here in the southern hemisphere, we have a different view of the stars, including the prominent Southern Cross, which none of us has ever seen before. My rope team is moving well and we have passed several other teams of climbers laboring up the slope, their faint mumblings in Spanish and German and Russian fading into the night. I concentrate on my pace, on taking a controlled breath with each measured step. Every now and then, Bryce yells over his shoulder for our numbers. A one means you’re about to die, while a ten is euphoria. At this point, I’m a little tired, but elated just to be up here, so I yell back: “Ten!” There’s plenty of light from the moon, so I turn off my headlamp and keep going up, step by step, feeling confident, climbing a mountain.
I’m not wearing a watch, but I know the hours are passing because the stars are moving and the moon is sinking. As it slips behind the mountain, I reluctantly turn my headlamp back on. The next time Bryce asks for my number, I reply “seven” and ask the time. It’s 4 A.M. We have been climbing upslope for five straight hours now and my legs are shaking and numb with exhaustion. With every step I have to hunch over my ice axe for balance and my arms and shoulders ache from the effort. My back hurts worst of all though, throbbing like it hasn’t in years. Not since my accident.
As a teenager I was thrown off my horse and speared into the ground at top speed. Upon waking from blunt unconsciousness, I tried to move my hands to take off my helmet but found only searing numbness. Later I would learn I had broken several vertebrae, cracked three ribs, and ruptured two spinal discs. All I knew then was that pain scorched my spine, leaving me unable to do anything but lie still, gasp for breath, and fight off panic. Hours passed before I willed my hands to move again. All alone and miles from help, I began dragging myself home—face down against the earth—in a state of shock. I remember every inch of that journey, every rock and root that ground against my broken ribs, every clump of grass I grabbed to pull myself along. Every inch brought new pain, but the suffering was welcome. It meant I could still feel something, that I was still alive. I had left the barn in the early morning and it was well past dark when I finally reached the edge of the spotlight on the driveway, where somebody later found me.
If that was the hardest day I had lived, this is a close second. Bryce warned us yesterday that mountaineering is “one big suffer fest.” With the moon gone, darkness sets in and it seems colder than ever. I’m exhausted, painfully cold, and approaching utter misery. But even if I turn around, I would still have hours of dangerous downhill climbing to return to camp—and most mountaineering accidents occur on the way down. Worst of all, my teammates would have to turn around with me.
The wind picks up, whistling in my ears. I can no longer hear the crunch of my rope mates’ boots. We are all silent, saving our breath for the increasingly difficult task of gulping the thin air. I trudge on and on, feeling alone on this miserable mountain.
The saying “the darkest hour comes right before the dawn” is never truer than in mountaineering. With the moon gone, it is pitch black, except for the feeble light from my headlamp. My body gave out long ago and I’m running solely on stubbornness now. We are around 18,000 feet when I completely forget the name of the mountain we’re climbing. I know it begins with a “C” but that’s it. The air up here holds half as much oxygen as it does at sea level and it must be taking a toll on my brain, along with my lungs. We stop for a break on a rare level section and I collapse on the snow, convinced I’ll never move again. Bryce asks us our numbers. I mumble “four” and my rope mates aren’t faring much better. I want to lie here forever, but prickling cold sets into my hands and feet after a minute or two. I rub my gloved hands together and suddenly I’m back on the road, staring at the hand, the dead hand, just lying there on the road, not moving and I’m standing there, wishing it would move. I know it never will, but I can, so I shake my head clear, stumble to my freezing feet, and climb on.
Looking at his watch, Bryce has good news and bad news: dawn is coming soon, but we still have at least three more hours until the top. Three hours! I cannot conceive of three more hours of this. The wind has died down and Colin, sensing our dark moods, offers to tell a story to get our minds off our misery. He begins a tale about two mice, the details of which I sadly cannot remember. But it works and our numbers rise a notch or two. As he wraps up his story, the first glimmer of dawn peeks out from behind the mountain. Then the dark sky lightens to a robin’s egg blue with streaks of red. For the first time, we can see what we’ve been climbing. Below, our tracks switchback across the endless snow, down and down to where the clouds swirl far below us. Gazing back at the way we came, the name “Cotopaxi” comes back in a flash. I am as exhausted as I’ve ever been in my life, but dawn flooding over the Andes is beautiful and it rejuvenates my resolve not just to make it to the top, but to enjoy the journey. Not everyone gets to summit mountains.
Daylight brings a newfound fascination with this icy, alien world. I don’t know if it’s another wind, or my change in attitude, but I’m finally able to embrace my miseries and enjoy this experience. We continue climbing, marveling at the massive ice caves, towering seracs, and bottomless crevasses along our route. Occasionally we have to cross one of these giant cracks in the glacier, and each time I hold my breath, try not to look down, and leap across. On one crossing, Colin misses the edge and falls into the crevasse up to his waist. I dive to the ground, shoving my axe firmly into the ice to anchor us and he climbs out.
A while later, we stagger around a towering pile of snow and ice and suddenly, just above us, the mountain stops. The summit lies atop a twenty-foot pile of corniced ice and snow. I follow Bryce up, climbing vertically hand over hand. Swinging my axe and hammering my toe spikes into the snow, I drag myself up, inch by inch. When I reach the edge I rest a moment on my knees, eyes bleary, unable to summon enough energy to focus, let alone stand. But then, Bryce tugs on my rope and says, “Welcome to the four-mile-high club.” It makes me laugh. I open my eyes wide and stand atop one of the highest volcanoes in the world. It’s a clear day and it isn’t just the thin air that makes me gasp; the view from the summit is breath-stealing. Other snowcapped Andean peaks dot the green valley far below and I can actually see the curve of the Earth against the horizon. The volcano’s black crater lies just below us. The smell of sulfur is strong, but somehow the thin air up here is still pleasant to breathe. Colin and Matt join us and we all take pictures, holding our axes high in triumph. Just then I remember a note from my guidebook: Cotopaxi sits near the equator and here on top, we are closer to the sun than anyplace else on Earth.
All too soon, the clouds start rolling in and the cold wind forces us to take our leave. After scrambling down the cornice, we face directly down slope, kicking our spiked heels deep in the ice and start descending. Along the way we pass other groups, but nobody we know. Once our radio finally comes back into range, we learn that everybody else turned back sometime during the night because of altitude sickness or exhaustion. As the sun keeps rising, the air heats up and for the first time in hours I am comfortably warm. We stop occasionally to slather on sunscreen, peel off layers, and eat candy bars. Three hours after we left the top, we spot the edge of the glacier below. It’s late morning and what was ice last night is now soft, slippery snow. The final leg of the descent is by far the hardest. My body is on the verge of collapse and I just can’t kick my feet into the slope anymore. I slip and fall most of the way down and have my rope mates to thank profusely for preventing me from flying off the mountain. Finally, we stagger onto the red rocks that we left nearly twelve hours ago, remove our crampons, stow our axes, and trudge back to camp.
The physical toll of scaling big mountains is terrific: in the course of three such climbs over two weeks, I lost nearly fifteen pounds. Breathing the thin air left me with a tightness in my chest that lingered long after I returned home to sea level. When it finally cleared, though, I was sad to feel it go. The psychological effects of that trip lasted even longer. Cresting that summit left me restless for rare heights, and gave me the fortitude to scale them. I have climbed many mountains since. Every now and then, I still see that smoking bus hurtling at me in dreams, but after Cotopaxi, the accident has become less of a nightmare and more of an inspiration. That day on a wending mountain road in rural Ecuador, a blue truck was crushed by a bus and a driver was killed instantly. But a pack of climbers lived another day to scale another mountain.
***Mary Caperton Morton is a freelance science and travel writer with degrees in biology and geology and a master’s in science writing. She spends her winters in an off-the-grid Earthship in rural New Mexico and summers in the Sapphire Mountains of Montana. Everything she owns, including her border collie/Newfoundland mix Bowie, fits in a little Volkswagen, and everything she really needs fits in a twenty-five-pound backpack.